Monsters Never Get Haircuts by Marie-Hélène Versini

This funny and quirky picture book celebrates children's imagination. The narrator of this book knows exactly what monsters are like: they never brush their hair or go to the dentist; they don't wear glasses or play the piano or put on their shoes . . . Monsters don't know they are monsters.

They don't do this and they don't do that, and do you know why?

Because monsters don't exist!