Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes

A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold! When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes.

Jokes include: 

* What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison 

* What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum 

* If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? 

* How do you organize a party in space? You planet 

Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh.